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  John Williamson

My Carers!


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Now Mandy is my 'nurse' or more accurately one of several carers or personal assistants if you prefer, that helps me into bed at night, up in the morning, does my shopping (takeaways/vodka/chocolate or anything else she likes - as she consumes most of it anyway!)

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On occasions when we get watching television, or I am back late, (or something good is on the box which hardly ever happens), she has a good look at my vodka.... watches my TV and raids the fridge!

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These photographs are posted here with her permission, as an incentive for her to drink a little less... And for my amusement!.

Too much vody......

 

She is quite keen on anything alchoholic - even CiderMandy is a Cider drinker too...

mandy@fatnfast.com


Latest update.... 
I just bought a new carer (well employed is the more correct term), called Kristen, and she is even worse (better?) than Mandy..... 

Kristen is 19, and came with all the bad habits pre-installed. She seems to have far too much energy to me!

She also gets very very drunk easily too! 

And she is a "typical" woman. Mobile phone bill way bigger than her credit card can cope with, wants everything NOW, (on credit of course) and is a right live wire.  
And she seems to have all but moved in...

On the phone (again...)
Wasting my computer sending phone messages because its cheaper...

Puzzled - usually...
Her other job!
Scared to wheelie...

Kristen playing in my manual wheelchair - I don't mind that, it's cheaper than my computer...

Email Kristen kristen@fatnfast.com

 

 

 

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Oh yes lastly I have an ugly carer too... Called Brian! Ok, he may not be ugly but I prefer women...
He is the one that does all the real work! 

For Example, the other day (Monday) I said wash my van please! He said "he would rather do it tomorrow as he had things to do". I said "it might be raining" and he said "he would do it anyway"!

Guess what, it was absolutely p*****g down on Tuesday, much to my amusement...

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